MOVIEMORALS
Tuesday, March 10, 2015
Forrest Gump
we should have all invested in apple stocks when the movie was suggesting us to do so
Titanic
size does not matter
The Book Thief
in germany in the 1940s people mainly spoke english with weird german accents
Don Jon
make sure you masturbate in private browsing
Into the Wild
always bring some food with you if you are going out on a walk
Get on Up
if people don't understand what you are saying, you can still become a funk legend
Gone Girl
you can be a miserable bar tender and still live in a mansion
Twilight
it's ok to be into bestiality
Flight
driving under the influence of alcohol and cocaine can sometimes save hundreds of lives
Nightcrawler
never ask your boss for a raise
Whiplash
great talent is created by hitting, humiliating and patronising students
Fifty Shades of Grey
it's ok to be a misogynist, violent freak as long as you are rich and powerful
The Imitation Game
if the nazis had snapchat the allies would have been screwed
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